Amsterdam Romancesterdam

Jan 16, 2013 by brandy bell

When I say Amsterdam you say “ahhhhh yeah”, but today it’s going to be for a different reason.

On the heels of resolutions-remorse comes the second worst time of year: Valentine’s Day.

This commercial atrocity will be flooding your news feed before you can say “stop it Hallmark, we’re just friends”. Relief is here though, and it’s in the form of one of Europe’s most romantic cities: Amsterdam.

Here’s why this green city should make you see red- and not in the violent way, but in the “I’m most likely going to get laid if I don’t mess anything up before we get back to the hotel” way.

Go on and… kiss de girl
photo: Werner Kunz

Bicycles Built For Two
Does it get an more romantic than pedaling around the fresh air while staring at your significant other’s rear end? There’s even a childhood song* about it, and if there’s an aphrodisiac more powerful than nostalgia, it’s probably illegal. All about renting bicycles in Amsterdam- sorry, no eye candy included.

* further research shows this song is immensely unfortunate, and the sweet marriage proposal was shot down due to lack of a cash monayyy. Now, I ain’t sayin Daisy’s a gold digger, but…

Van Gogh Museum

Ahhh, the tortured artiste who ripped out his heart, cut off his ear, and left us with the taste of absinthe still strong in our mouth. There’s something about staring at the work of a love torn genius that makes you snuggle up to your lover and hope they don’t turn maniacal when you leave them. Buy your tickets to the Van Gogh Museum here, so you look like a pro when you show up.

Fresh Flowers

Sustainability is sexy, and when you practice it, good things happen. Tell your love that harvesting and exporting the flowers is environmentally unsound, so instead you brought her (or him, or your imaginary “friend”) to them. Do you hear that? It’s the sound of panties dropping. Take a stroll through the gardens and spend some time soaking up the natural beauty of Amsterdam… but please, no hanky panky in the tulips.

Cafe Culture

Aside from getting sky high in cafes in Amsterdam, they’re also a great place to cuddle up and spend a few hours making nearby patrons nauseated at your displays of affection. Try spoon feeding each other latte foam for ultimate canoodling points, and maximum loathing from singles in proximity. Losing yourself in each others eyes is a great romantic tension builder, but baby talk is taking it too far, even if you are high.

turn your lights down low…
photo: wili hybrid

Red Light District

Did you really think I was going to leave this out? Nothing says bow-chika-bow-now like window shopping for women (erm, mostly) who will do the Halifax Fudge Badger for only 12 euro. Remember, it doesn’t matter where you get your appetite- as long as you eat at home…

This is my entry for the Carnival of Europe hosted by Aleah Taboclaon of Solitary Wanderer with the theme “Most Romantic Places in Europe”. What do you think, is Amsterdam one of Europe’s most romantic cities?

About brandy bell

Brandy Bell loves the world and most things in it. she's been a solo female traveler since 2006: has visited over 20 countries, made countless international friends, and now writes to inspire you to travel, no matter your budget, nationality or experience. Follow Brandy Bell as she teaches you how to travel for free and without fear!

2 Comments

Aleah | SolitaryWanderer.com

January 16, 2013

I never thought of Amsterdam as romantic. Then again, I spent only 2 hours there waiting at the Eurolines bus station haha Great submission, Brandy!
Aleah | SolitaryWanderer.com recently posted…Snapshot Sunday—The Spiral Staircase at the Vatican Museum

Vinay Pateel

January 16, 2013

Wanna be there some day for sure! Oh and Halifax Fudge Badger, haha!!

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